Saturday, November 20, 2004

Do You Really Want To Hurt Me



I told you there was more to come. By now you should have figured out who all of these letters are coming from. Well if you don't then just pretend to laugh or just make one of your friends the victim of this post in your imagination. Like maybe that guy who always eats your food from the offcie fridge. This will be my second installment and I got more. I hope this will become a cult following. Then when I run out of letters I will start making the shit up. Or am I already doing that. I'm so intwined in my twisted ways that not I even know. Well read up and enjoy the latest on SR2.


Hey babe! How are you doing? Things are fine. I miss you a lot!! My day was kind of boring. There was nothing for us to do today. That is norm since everything was up and working fine. I haven’t been able to get on the computer long enough o e-mail. It was either to slow or no connection at all. That sucked. Yesterday, we passed through the Strait of Gibraltar. I got to see the coast of Morocco and Spain at once. It was quite amazing. I wish I had a camera to take pictures. It was quite a sight. I may have to steal the digital camera out of the JMICS van. I’ll use that on the way back if I get a chance to get to the van. The only thing that highlighted my day was that one of my marines got moved to the night shift. She was becoming a pain in the ass. Always coming in tired and a bitchy attitude. That’s what she gets for staying up late and flirting with the guys on this ship. I’m glad she got moved cause I don’t know how to handle her at a professional level without saying the wrong word. If I went off on her, I’d probably lose my rank. That’s not good. What or Whom are you going to do your paper on the Civil War. The Civil War is what I know the best. If you have any questions just ask. I always got an A out that portion of the history. I know my American History though. It kind of funny since everyone came to me for help in everything. I should show you some of my high school pictures. You think yours are bad wait until you see mine. Lets see, we are supposed to be going through the Suez Canal soon. I really don’t know. I’m going to get a certificate for passing through” the ditch” as my Master Sergeant calls it. It should be another interesting sight. Someone told me, “You can throw a rock and hit the beach with it. We are that close to the land.”
You know something; you are the only thing on my mind when I wake up, when I’m at work, and when I go to sleep. What spell do you have on me? Well, what is it babe? I just can’t wait to see you again. This deployment needs to hurry up and be over with. You are coming to pick up me when I get back. You do realize that. Other than my parents, you are the only person I want to see when I get to the states. Regardless of what you say, I think you are absolutely gorgeous to me. You just take that as a compliment. When I tell you that, you in turn tell me to shut up, why? Why is that babe? You wanna know something, What Josh said to you about when I called in the day you two broke up. I still remember what you told me that he said. “See you do have someone that cares about you, why aren’t you with him?” It was messed up of him to say that at the time but what do you think of that? I know the situation I’m in doesn’t permit that. Ashlyn, you know I would give anything just to be with you right now. Just to see your simile and your eyes just for a couple of minutes. And I wouldn’t do anything to hurt you at all.
Well babe, I’m going to go for now. Talk to you later. I miss you a lot! Can’t wait to her from you again. Have a good day at school and take care. Lots of Love to you.
Love Always,
Jon


First you see me in the grass dressed in yellow gay; next I am in dainty white, then I fly away.

Saturday, November 13, 2004

Memories Of A Crying Boy




Alright this is my first post on my new page which will be slightly raunchier. Here is my first installment of the crying boy which I'm sure Michael Moore will love. Below is an actual letter of a troop in OIF 1. I think it's funny and I want to share it with my readers.


-The flag is about to go up on the war against Iraq. Why are we here? What purpose does this serve for us to be here? What is the real reason for us being here? Is it really about the weapons of mass destruction? Or is this all about the oil Saddam possesses? Can we advert war with Saddam? In many people’s mind there can be a solution to all this. Blair came up with a proposal about having Saddam get on TV and say in front of the world that we will fully disarm. France had to veto that proposal. Why? What reason do they have to do this? It makes no sense. None of this does. Why did the 2nd MEB come out here? We don’t even need to be here. They have enough troops here to do this with more on the way. We don’t have to be here. The only reason why we are here is cause some dumb officer wants to pick up a star or trying to get another one. Or they are trying to get a Combat Action Ribbon. We have a 1100 man staff for one regiment that has a fully functioning staff that can take care of themselves. We don’t need to be here. IMEF doesn’t even want us here. Then we why are we here? The only benefit of us being here is tax-free money. That is the only good thing being here.-

Now we are getting two more medals. This is going to be complete bullshit now.

I told you it would be funny. Who ever wrote this should be fucking shot. Well maybe I wouldn't go that far. He should have been drug threw the streets of Falujah and hung from a street light. Die mother fucker die. We know who you are.